This blog is canon.

bartthrettan:

agobianm191:

coeurdenoel:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

JUST POST THE FUCKING VIDEO OH MY GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikssfUhAlgg

Best classic ever

Because what better time to plaster a day old picture of your face on tumblr than at 4am?

Because what better time to plaster a day old picture of your face on tumblr than at 4am?

people cough all the time, right?
I just coughed for like, 5 minutes.
But my cat just lays here purring at me.
I’ve never heard a cat cough before.
Do cats know that I’m coughing?

345
Anonymous

bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

That’s how many days there are in a year

No there is 365

Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

audreyopps:

pocketcucco:

I’m going to leave it there for the 4am crew to find when the lights come on

Things kody—with—a—k would probably do. 

things I now plan on doing if I get the chance

audreyopps:

pocketcucco:

I’m going to leave it there for the 4am crew to find when the lights come on

Things kody—with—a—k would probably do. 

things I now plan on doing if I get the chance

critink:

SOMEONE FIXED IT.
From Scott Versago: “I got to tackle the official “#1 worst portrait tattoo in the world” today. I’m sure you’ve all seen it a million times online, as had I. I couldn’t believe my eyes when this guy walked in and showed me this project. I think my jaw literally hit the floor. He went on to tell me the story behind the portrait; He had just married his beautiful wife and not even three months afterwards she was killed in a horrible house fire accident leaving him to raise their three children alone. Shortly after he went to a local tattoo studio to memorialize his wife and was left with this abomination. He later returned to that studio for one more session, thinking that perhaps “he had done something wrong in the healing of the tattoo” and they butchered it even more the second time. Finally, he drove all the way to my studio, Empire Ink, just to meet me and to see what his options were. Touched by his story, I gifted the entire project to him for free. Now he has closure and I have an amazing story to add to my portfolio!”

critink:

SOMEONE FIXED IT.

From Scott Versago: “I got to tackle the official “#1 worst portrait tattoo in the world” today. I’m sure you’ve all seen it a million times online, as had I. I couldn’t believe my eyes when this guy walked in and showed me this project. I think my jaw literally hit the floor. He went on to tell me the story behind the portrait; He had just married his beautiful wife and not even three months afterwards she was killed in a horrible house fire accident leaving him to raise their three children alone. Shortly after he went to a local tattoo studio to memorialize his wife and was left with this abomination. He later returned to that studio for one more session, thinking that perhaps “he had done something wrong in the healing of the tattoo” and they butchered it even more the second time. Finally, he drove all the way to my studio, Empire Ink, just to meet me and to see what his options were. Touched by his story, I gifted the entire project to him for free. Now he has closure and I have an amazing story to add to my portfolio!”

Not their fault if I die

Not their fault if I die

Can’t sue them if you die. The waiver says so

Did I just pay $34 to die?