This blog is canon.

yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 


Isaiah 45:4

Isaiah 45:4

ladyhistory:

thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

peppermintpeeps:

bitchstolemyjag:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
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That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

It’s pining for the fjords!

HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!

ladyhistory:

thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

peppermintpeeps:

bitchstolemyjag:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

It’s pining for the fjords!

HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!

ocelotcommander:

garfield you fucking casual

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brainarchy:

For something so American, the name ‘State Farm’ sounds slightly Communist.

Think about how insurance works. From each according to their risk, to each according to their need.

joyfullycatholic:

Detroit, 2008-2013.

joyfullycatholic:

Detroit, 2008-2013.

Uncharacteristically depressing blog post

Car accidents, I think, must be one of the scariest ways to die.
It’s because it’s all just so sudden.
Before you leave, it can be the most normal of days. Literally nothing unusual to suggest that your life is about to end.
You might be listening to your favorite song.
You might be just minutes away from your destination, and then bam.
Just a few seconds of something going wrong, and that’s it. It might not have even been your fault.

Ain’t she beautiful?

Ain’t she beautiful?